2008 Woodie Awards
"What problems has George Bush solved?"
Off The Wall
Eli Ortiz
Issue date: 8/4/08 Section: Features
If I could slightly change the title of a Nirvana song to describe what's going on here it would be "Smells like Teen Angst." Listen potty politician, before you go pointing fingers and demanding answers, sit on your porcelain throne and mull over this.
George Bush gets a lot of flack for his poor communication skills which make Americans question his intelligence. Websites are dedicated to making fun of Bush and his "Bushisms," most of which sell T-Shirts with these quotes plastered somewhere. If George Bush spends more time making problems then solving then here's the million dollar question. Since he is "useless," please tell me what problems have you solved recently?
I won't be accepting answers like "Math 160," "what to eat for dinner," "how much finger pointing to do today" since I know they are high on your list. My guess is that you spend your time running your political mouth, jawing at anything with ears, in hopes that they have no idea what they are talking about. Then you sound like a well versed politician and everyone else is none the wiser.
Instead of scribbling on stalls, crying out against our president, you should try something. It's called "voting". What you do is you make choice on our president and then they make the hard choices for us. I bet you didn't do it last time around when Bully Bush came into office. So if you have the time to leave Bathroomopolis, get out and vote this time around so I don't have to rewrite this article when Obama is in office.
George Bush gets a lot of flack for his poor communication skills which make Americans question his intelligence. Websites are dedicated to making fun of Bush and his "Bushisms," most of which sell T-Shirts with these quotes plastered somewhere. If George Bush spends more time making problems then solving then here's the million dollar question. Since he is "useless," please tell me what problems have you solved recently?
I won't be accepting answers like "Math 160," "what to eat for dinner," "how much finger pointing to do today" since I know they are high on your list. My guess is that you spend your time running your political mouth, jawing at anything with ears, in hopes that they have no idea what they are talking about. Then you sound like a well versed politician and everyone else is none the wiser.
Instead of scribbling on stalls, crying out against our president, you should try something. It's called "voting". What you do is you make choice on our president and then they make the hard choices for us. I bet you didn't do it last time around when Bully Bush came into office. So if you have the time to leave Bathroomopolis, get out and vote this time around so I don't have to rewrite this article when Obama is in office.
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Oh, you
posted 8/05/08 @ 3:15 PM CST
this is one of the very worst things I have ever read in my life.
Tarek
posted 8/20/08 @ 11:32 AM CST
Sorry, but I have to say that this is terrible for many reasons, but this is the most important one:
"Since he is "useless," please tell me what problems have you solved recently?"
What an absolutely terrible statement from somebody clearly looking to defend George Bush in any way possible. (Continued…)
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